apesoformythoughts:

“Wherever there is animal worship there is human sacrifice.” – G.K. Chesterton

apesoformythoughts:

“Wherever there is animal worship there is human sacrifice.” – G.K. Chesterton

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

When something bad happens to your friend but you have no idea how you can make them feel better, so you just…..
yourlocalpolicedepartment:

ultrafacts:

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It also makes the elevator seem twice as large, which helps those who are claustrophobic

yourlocalpolicedepartment:

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It also makes the elevator seem twice as large, which helps those who are claustrophobic

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

lieutenantloserz:

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For those who are confused Fire Tornado = Firenado

lieutenantloserz:

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For those who are confused
Fire Tornado = Firenado